The True Story of Romeo & Juliet

Once a long long time ago

lived a boy named Romeo

and his girlfriend Juliet.

The two of them secretly wed.


The story I’m certain you already know

of their sorrow and their woe;

and all of that was surely true

except one scene, or maybe two.


For one, Tybalt was not so tall

and Rosaline didn’t exist at all.

Friar was a combo of three guys

and hardly anybody dies.


I’m not saying it was fun

for the wealthy parents of daughter and son.

However, Capulet and Montague

both had better things to do


then to argue with their spoiled brats

so the kids did wed, and that was that.

And happy they were, at least for a while.

Then, sixty years later, they died. The end.

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